Pretty Much Today

As I sat watching a television show last night something interesting was said.
"Men are the rock. They are strong, solid, capable of withstanding great weight and hardship. Women are fluid like water. Always changing and adapting."

After an altercation this morning with a man it dawned on me.
We ARE water. We move sometimes swiftly and chaotically to achieve our goals. Sometimes we appear to be standing still, but beneath our surface tides are rolling and slowly changing the very environment around us.

So, darling, you be the rock. But understand this- you are but one rock beneath tepid waters. And I am the river slowly molding, eroding and moving you to bend to my will.

Now go fuck yourself.